Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
