i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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