Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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