Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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