They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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