just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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