Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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