You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize