I just threw up on my dentist
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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