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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.

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(937): View more from Ohio

It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar

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(406): View more from Montana

i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes

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(905): View more from Ontario

I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.

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(913): View more from Kansas

The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"

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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?

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