Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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