Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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