Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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