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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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