How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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