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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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