I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
