Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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