i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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