I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
sex in a hospital.. check
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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