My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The struggles of a small town man whore
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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