no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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