I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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