Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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