Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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