so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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