Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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