so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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