She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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