omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
