I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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