Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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