The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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