If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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