wat bout pragnant strippers??
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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