they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize
