Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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