is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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