going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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