so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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