i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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