Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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