Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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