remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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