Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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