But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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