I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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