I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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