i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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