i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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