She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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