is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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