Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Randomize